9.29.2009

"That Party Looked WAY Better In Pictures..." : Kim Kardashian Hosts Three Olives Vodka Launch


{Photographs courtesy of Kirill}

Where do we begin. Let's start with the cheesy, lack-of-serious-taste lingerie these "bubble" girls are wearing. We're thinking lollipops on acid, mixed with ice cream queens and a box of lucky charms all thrown in the washing machine. Without detergent. Kim and Chloe stayed for a cool 23 minutes, then left without even being photographed with the bubble vodka. In short, this "wanna-be-hipster party" was totally lame and a waste of a $18.70 cab ride, and the alcohol tasted like over processed medicine. Next please...